My dearest Lauren it is the day of your birth,
18 years since you popped into the world,
And writing you this has given me much mirth,
Your lovely blonde hair looks good straight or curled.
Marlene was a bit of a queen,
And teenager and parent alike,
Had antics to turn your hair green,
And scenes that could cause a fright.
There's a big party in honour of you,
And everyone will be dressed up nice,
Cake and booze and great music too,
And dancing long into the night.
So Happy Birthday dear Lauren on the day of your birth,
And let's thank the baby monster for putting you on this earth.












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